Tanning Fails That Will Make You Reach For The Sunscreen

The funniest tanning photographs usually have an obvious culprit.

Someone forgot their sunglasses.

Someone fell asleep.

Someone wore spectacularly complicated swimwear.

Someone trusted their fake-tan skills slightly too much.

But there's a reason sunscreen belongs in the title of this list.

A Tan Isn't A Sign That UV Has Been Harmless

Skin tanning is a response to ultraviolet exposure. Sunburn is an even clearer indication that the skin has been damaged.

Repeated UV exposure is associated with premature skin ageing and increased skin-cancer risk.

Avoid Becoming The Next Tanning Fail

A few basic habits can prevent both the funny photographs and the painful consequences:

- Check the UV level rather than judging solely by temperature. - Seek shade during strong sunshine. - Cover exposed skin where practical. - Wear suitable sunglasses and a hat. - Apply appropriate broad-spectrum sunscreen to exposed skin. - Reapply it according to the product instructions, particularly after swimming or sweating. - Don't deliberately stay outside until your skin starts burning. And remember that tanning beds aren't a safe shortcut. They expose users to ultraviolet radiation too.

The Final Tanning-Fail Checklist

Before heading inside, you probably don't want to discover:

Sunglasses permanently outlined?

Flip-flops printed onto your feet?

One arm inexplicably darker than the other?

Straps creating a geometric masterpiece across your back?

Fake-tan palms glowing orange?

If you've avoided all five, congratulations.

Your tanning session has already gone considerably better than the people in these photos.

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